rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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