I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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