Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You're a disaster
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