Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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