I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
