why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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