So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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