well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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