there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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