They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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