can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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