Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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