Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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