Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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