Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My hand turned me down
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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