So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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