do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He shit in the fireplace
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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