look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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