Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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