Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
