I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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