I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
