there was a trapeze. enough said
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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