My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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