i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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