Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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