it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
