I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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