sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That's intense
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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