What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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