YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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