I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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