we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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