were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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