She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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