better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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