Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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