I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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