Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dicks are not precious.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
