she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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