My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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