you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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