my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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