Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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