We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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