Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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