Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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