"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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