Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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