I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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