i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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