lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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