dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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