have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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