actually, I'm a sock model
I just pynch a tree in the face
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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