I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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