at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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